The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (January 5, 2023) Happy New Year, Parents! This week you'll brew potions, wish upon Unicorns, defeat Dragons, and negotiate with the Fey to become a legend in your own right. It was a station wagon. Ill take the $200 portrait package of my child posing in this state of confusion and paralyzing surprise. Expectant Parent:Me: Don't worry, you'll learn. By Georgia Nicols Wednesday . Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Daddy, that chickens ghost is gonna haunt you for eating it, and other terrifying shit my 4yo casually says to me. Im just finding this out. It's adorable, but I do try to help him say the correct word. Do you take Discover? My mom, looking at the baby: oh my gosh! That evening I asked if she was ok and she really opened up and admitted that she thought I was really embarrassing. My kids had money to spend at the store. Then in an awestruck voice he said, "I have a skeleton.". I ask her if we beefin and she looks me in the eye and tells me she thinks that she's getting a little . A KAZOO. So, I sent my kid into preschool with a little bag of white powder for show and tell. As 2022 is coming to a close, we . Sorry but you're not as important as their AirPods. To that end, every week we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. 6yo: I love you Me: I love you too!6yo: I wasnt talking to you I was talking to my donut. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 3, 2022) 11/3/2022 Like 1 Comment | 11 Being a parent during the days following Halloween is an insane exercise in self-control. Although it cost a lot, it was worth it to see their faces be amazed at the infinite wonders of the child play area at the back, A haunted house but its just my toddler following me around saying I can do it myself over and over. It's that time of the yearthe kids are out of school, and they are going hog wild. perspective on my job pic.twitter.com/h1CpIFJo3m. ". Lose at least one shoe. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on . This is fine. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. I laughed so hard the other day I ended up having to change my pants. My 5 year old squeezed my hand and said Daddy, I dont do busy and Ive never related to him more, Ive never met a better negotiator than a kid who doesnt want to go to sleep. 4 says all these cars are in line for gas. That is the question that so many twenty-somethings and thirty-somethings grapple with, and it's a lot harder to answer than you'd think. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. Oct 14, 2022, 10:09 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My toxic trait is I want to work out once and lose 100 lbs. him: the hard egg with no skin and hair. Him: you know too much of my personal business. I told him his birthday and the exact time of birth. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. I told her no. I said bye but she walked straight in. Good news: It seems like 3yos favorite song is no longer Cotton Eyed Joe.Bad news: Now its the Ghostbusters theme song. She wanted grandchildren, right? 107d ago today / Parents Here are the 24 funniest parents on. I sent my daughter a text and she responded with I will look into this. Here are this week's dad jokes, mom puns, funny tweets, memes, and plain old rants from other parents. Sure, a baby might be a little messed up if they come from 80-year-old sperm, but by Jove, that baby can be created. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Welcome back! My 4yo said a ghost doesn't have a butt, they have a booo-ty so looks like he's getting a jump on everyone else with his Halloween joke material. Find out what flavor of ice cream your kids hate and learn to love it. Tweet. The sound is rattling in my brain but yes lets talk about that monthly report. My mom told me I needed to learn how to relax more so I dropped my kids at her house. Parents m I'm teaching my kids to read because it's quality time spent together. Get married and have kids so you can spend your life repeating every single thing you say. Every time I think I'm childproofing by putting something out of reach my toddler is just like, 'LEVEL UP!'. James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2023. Babies sometimes just happen to people, and that's that. As I apply for Parent of the Year, I would like to share that I told everyone that my 6 year old was 7 for like a week until she finally corrected me, and then I called her by the dogs name twice.I would like my prize in small bills pls. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. The potato masher was stopping me from opening the drawer. My 2yo got a kazoo in his goodie bag from a friends birthday. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. My wife and I are going to be super bummed if we dont get a good grade on our daughters science fair project. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. A rock where there are no children? My 5-year-old sat me down to tell me my fortune. 6: why does J have two mommies?Me: some kids have two mommies, some have two daddies, some have a mommy and a daddy all families look diff-6: I wish I had two mommies My husband: My teen said I was old and out of touch. [Diner]Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free*me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old*my 6 year-old: im a police. By Vish Khanna. Just asked a rival dad why there was so much room between his ceiling and the top of his Christmas tree. My 5yo son: mommy, Im Ashley. I may not have taught my son how to start a campfire or throw a spiral, but by god he will know how to properly open a box of cereal. My son just turned 3 so we went to his yearly check up and the Doctor asked him what his favorite fruit was and he looked that man dead in his eyes and said cheese. Follow me for more parenting tips. My son made a menorah in preschool and the level of care and craftsmanship he put into it is frankly antisemitic. My toddlers plan for today is to throw snowballs at all the peoples so Im really looking forward to picking her up from daycare later, My 6-year-old asked, "why are they called speed bumps if they slow you down, they should be called slow bumps" & it's seriously amazing how someone with a 10-second attention span is so insightful, *giving my birthdate at the pharmacy9: mom were you born in the 1900s?me: dont ever speak to me that way again, I knew my 5yo was growing up too fast when he tried to take his shoes off and said I dont like bending down anymore, 6YO: i need to tell you something *tells me something i already know*ME: yeah i know6YO: but i need to tell you 100 more times. "My 5yo told me that the baby was really annoying him and I assured him that they get more annoying as they get older". 3. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. I always wished I had dimplesMy kid: but you do have dimples! Me: Its such a great feeling to be so loved by my family. Myths and Magic week will run from July 17th-21st 2023. It can be hard to pull kids and teenagers away from their phones and actually hang out with their families during the holidays, but when you can, it's all worth it. I hope my friends dont find out I own a jacket.-Middle Schoolers. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. I can't stop laughing. She already knows way too much about the apocalypse. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. My 5yo asked me if Susanna is a country. Dudes watching each other to see who mows their lawn last before winter is the neighbor dad version of Survivor. #1 You won't. Start packing. Sometimes my 6yo surprises me with her maturity and other times she gets mad at her hot chocolate for being hot. My 2yo made it through a 2 hour drive, a 2 hour wait at the airport where he read a book quietly to himself, an hour flight where he happily watched Finding Nemo on silent, a bus ride where he laughed the whole time, and then screamed the entire 15 min drive home in our own car. The Dad @thedad My wife and I are starting an Escape Room franchise where groups. While teaching your teen to drive just know it's totally normal if you keep having flashbacks of the time they rode their tricycle over their sibling. when ppl hold the baby and the baby cries & parents say oh hes just tired, were lying, the baby really does hate you, My kid asked me for a burrito but without all the yucky stuff inside so Im pretty sure he wants a tortilla, Welcome to parenthood. My wife took our kids to the aquarium the other day and then our 5yo asked me if one weekend I could take us to outer space. This is your life now. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Week after week, the spouses of Twitter deliver some of the most hilarious and relatable quips about the ups and downs of married life. 10: I just read that you have fingertips but not toe tips yet you can tiptoe but not tip finger. Quick story - I know this parent whose kid stayed home from school one day this week. Their little bodies can barely hold so much anticipation, which leads to a lot of frantic energy coming your way. Maybe for Christmas I'll draw him a picture of some toys, I wish the parenting books taught you what to do when your toddler grabs your wifes nose and screams WEINER NOSE, WEINER NOSE!. He calls rotisserie meat chicken. 5 paused the movie she was watching, handed me the remote and said while Im playing, you can watch something in case you were wondering whos in charge around here. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. I do not envy parents who stay home with their kids three days before Christmas. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. The new year was a new flood of email. So no, you do not want me for your planning committee. At the same time, there is something so special about having a couple of weeks to spend with your kids. My kid just tried to win an argument with "Because I said so" and I had to break it to him that only parents get to win by saying that. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Packing your kids lunch is just sending the fruit in your fridge on a field trip for the day. Thats weird, I thought. Here are some of the best tweets I've come across this week. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Here they are: 1. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Points for creativity to my 7yo who got caught sneaking cookies and tried to convince me she was sleepwalking, at 3pm. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 24-30) "My 5yo told me that the baby was really annoying him and I assured him that they get more annoying as they get older" By Caroline Bologna Sep 30, 2022, 09:43 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. when you have a baby they give a lot of breastfeeding advice but tonight I learned they should REALLY give advice about what the fuck to say when your 4 year old asks what happens when we die, parenting is having a phone contact list filled with names like amy-baileysmom, Theres sibling rivalry, then theres my 4-year-old daughter faking a phone call from her one-year-old brothers nursery to tell us that we dont have to collect him today because hes going to live there now and he wont even miss us. 9yo is yelling at 13yo for eating most of the Froot Loops and 13yo is yelling at 9yo for finishing the box and Im hiding in the breakfast room eating a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and hoping they dont notice me because I dont want to share. I be positive parenting but children dont be positively childrening. I wish my co-workers without kids had a sense of what its like trying to work from home while your kid is dumping mountains of Lego into various plastic containers directly behind you. That is the question that so many twenty-somethings and thirty-somethings grapple with, and it's a lot harder to answer than you'd think. My 9 year old has wanted to bake a cake for weeks and today after I finished work we finally did it. When you have a baby, it's all about the baby and not about you. Follow me for more eye-opening parenting tips. The current price of gas is so high, they can't even afford to drive past their crush's house fifty times, I folded a slice of pizza in half and ate it and my 7yo said mommy only ate half a piece of pizza and with those math skills she will always be my favourite child. Wish I was rich enough to hire someone to read the school emails so I could focus on being a parent. Students arriving at 8:26 will be late. , My husband texted me from work to ask if our sons cough was wet or dry and I was like whoa whoa whoa, theres only room for one fake doctor in this family, 15- I cant wait to be an adult so I can just do whatever I want all day Me- *just returning from grocery shopping and on my way to the third school pickup line today* Yes, its simply magical. "Once your kid can pump their legs on the park swings, the second half of your life begins. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! and then the baby goes goo or some shit and its like I just did MDMA, new parenthood achievement unlocked: my daughter just rolled over, put her face really close to my face, and threw up in my hair. Believe it or not, we're at the end of 2022. My 4-year-old says the wrong name for many things. She said, "one day, maybe you'll be the best mom in the universe." "A haunted house but its just my toddler following me around saying 'I can do it myself' over and over". The Dad Rule Book states you must say, "we've gotta stop money laundering" every time you find a dollar bill in the dryer. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time. If youre on the fence about having kids you should know in the same day my toddler threw an entire open bottle of liquid Motrin in his room bc he didnt like the pjs I picked out but also earlier he hugged my husband and me, said mama, dada, we are a family Hope that helps. My daughter is "OMG! These 131 Hysterical Tweets Are Some Of The Only Things That Have Gotten Me Through 2022 So Far. Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice. Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 21, 2022. I wish my 5yo could tell me something without saying daddy, can I tell you something?. 80% of parenting teens is talking to them when they have AirPods in and they don't hear anything you say. Feeding, loving, cleaning up after, playing with and providing for their little ones. "Told a guy I had body dysmorphia and he said, 'I love sci-fi.'". Finished the wrapping paper and immediately challenged my kid to a sword fight with the spent tube because Im a dad and thats just how we roll. When my daughter was 7 years-old she once interrupted a bedtime story to tell me, In a pie-eating contest, it doesnt matter if you win or lose because you get to eat pie. I think about that a lot. Funny tweets that. My son has a dentist appointment at 2.30pm tomorrow. The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of the Week (May 12, 2022) It is my belief that parenting is kind of like some antidepressants. Offered my daughter an apple and instead of just answering she said cows make milk, bees make honey and apples make pies like she was citing from some kind of Kindergarten Oracle. Me, 5 hours before company arrives: Cool, calm, collectedMe, 15 minutes before company arrives: I NEED TO PAINT THE BASEBOARDS, I follow a mom on Instagram who has five boys just to see if she survives, There are two types of people in the modern age: those who are like, I downloaded an app for that and those who are like, Ive started churning my own butter., Spent the last week cleaning and organizing my house for thanksgiving and now I dont want to let the guests in because my house is clean and organized, I feel so bad for this generation of teenagers. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Today, he said Walnuts instead of Walmart & I might have to let this one slide. I am sometimes shocked at how ungrateful my kids can act. I better not shout, I better not cry, I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. They will communicate with . Caroline Bologna Nov 11, 2022, 09:00 AM EST | Updated Nov 11, 2022 Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Here in New York City, my friends have taken longer than most to go on the long and exhausting journey of procreation. My 5yo asked for hot sauce on his dinner. Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and that wall of boogers behind every kids bed. This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: December 2, 2022 | Exclaim! I highly recommend my 7YO if anyone is looking to hire a professional interruptor. Why should you date older single moms? Jan 13, 2023, 03:53 PM EST. Took our 3 kids to a space museum today. The best 20 minutes of my day are when my toddler has pooped but wants to try and keep it a secret so I wont change his diaper and suddenly is able to play quietly by himself without me. I showed the kid and he gasped. I'm so proud. ", You know youre getting old when your kids start referring to every old person they know as about your age. You gotta start a new life someplace else. Once they finally locate and open it, its just going to be filled with everything they made me out of sticks and cardboard in elementary school. My kids just discovered they can watch YouTube on the hotel tv, so this vacation is over, One way to get coworkers to back off is to pull out your phone and say here let me show you my 7YO doing a left handed cartwheel. My daughter Chewbacca, not so much. Ppl w babies: I dont see why people stop traveling when they have kids! The fact that my 8 year old farted in my face RIGHT after I told him that Id had a terrible day has me thinking that all those fairytales about parents leaving their kids in the woods may have actually been true stories. my 9 and 7 yo each had a friend sleep over this weekend. From the moment their children are born, moms and dads are constantly on duty. Here are some of the best quips I've come across this week. I'm teaching my kids to read to help them succeed in school. My 6yo just told me he's 1000 years old and not really human. What I say: Stay out of trouble for 10 minutes while I shower.What my kid hears: Investigate the crawl space to see if all the houses in the cul-de-sac are connected. Wishing you all a good weekend! Thank you. So I guess were business associates now. The idea of them, especially when advertised on TV, is great: I'm into the promise of less sulking, more action, and a relatively positive attitude. 8yo: daddy whats your best talent?me: hmm I dont know, maybe being a dad?8yo: no thats not it. My son would not stop talking on the way home last night. To be a parent or to not be a parent. Just over 2 hours of updates around the community, the software, and the vision of Matt Mullenweg. 16 Hilarious Tweets About the Funny, Quirky Things Kids Do, Top 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents This Week, 21 Funny Tweets to Bring Some Laughs to Your Day, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Tweets From The Mom TruthBomb, 21 Funny and Relatable Tweets About New Years Resolutions, 20 Funny Tweets for Anyone Staying Home on New Years Eve. Expectant Parent: What's it like being a parent?Me: Have you ever wrestled an alligator covered in vaseline? Is this what good parenting feels like?? Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I'd be happy with 10 pounds! A. I took the kids out for the day so my husband could relax and apparently my husbands interpretation of relaxing is relaxing and not doing 16 loads of laundry. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 22, 2022) It's that time of the yearthe kids are out of school, and they are going hog wild. You now tell the people behind you in mini golf to play through.. My wife was telling me how happy she is that the baby likes her food so I pointed out that he also likes to eat envelopes and now shes mad at me for some reason. In this week of the Funny Bones Summer Enrichment Program: Welcome Wizards to a land full of mythical creatures and magic. Wishing you all a good weekend! If you and your kids are sick at the same time, you still have to take care of them. You haven't seen Encanto? This included the white fairy dust (baking soda). People will tell you that childbirth is the most painful thing you can experience but after watching my toddler try to pick up peas with a fork I'm not so sure. My 7yo asked Tessas parents if they drive dead people around. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 1, 2022) The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 1, 2022) 4 days ago Like Comments | 1 If you don't have a list on. Took my 9yo to school. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. My 3 yr old asked if He could play with some cock & balls. The WP Minute - WordPress news. I must be some type of ninja. Start finger painting. At only 17 he has already achieved the dental joke dream Ive been striving to reach for 46 years. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 8, 2022) The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 8, 2022) 12/8/2022 Like 2 Comments | 13 As far as I can remember,. 50 Funniest Parenting Memes + Tweets This Week by Chris Illuminati April 8, 2022 Comments 0 Welcome to another installment of " parents about to lose their shit" better known as the funniest parenting memes & tweets of the week. before becoming a parent i didn't know i could ruin someone's life by providing them with food, water, juice, clothes, entertainment and shelter for free. 5yo: mommy can you make me a bald egg? It's time to play "Is My Kid Hugging Me or Cleaning His Nose or Both?". The names of the kids in my sons preschool class - my sons included - are indistinguishable from the names of the residents in most Palm Beach retirement homes. The fact that my husband slept through a FIRE ALARM last night speaks volumes about what our life with a newborn was like. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! When do we learn how to breathe underwater? My kid, overestimating his swimming lessons. Some of those side-effects are present in these tweets from funny and frustrated parents who probably spend a little too much time on Twitter. What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes.What the child hears: Get undressed. '". Me: You mean red light, green light. (Cue applause.) U.S. Had I upset her? I really don't know where this conversation is going. Emptying my kids' pockets: rocks, string, broken crayon, rocks, crushed crackers, rocks, hey! We collected the 10 of the funniest and best tweets of the week for you to enjoy. I told him to eat my shorts cause that's hella whack home skillet. Me: You dont want to be called Canaan anymore? [my youngest, 5, to me from the backseat]Mom, can you play the Never-Neverland song please?*presses play on Enter Sandman, We have a nest of baby birds and they eat anything their mom brings them without complaint, as a mom of humans I find this mind blowing. Sorry Im late, the kids were playing with balloons and we couldnt let them hit the floor. To that end, every week we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Mrs . Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now Wishing you all a good weekend! State of the Word 2021 just concluded in NYC. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. I have a teenager, a preteen, and a kindergartner. My 5yo told me that the baby was really annoying him and I assured him that they get more annoying as they get older. We rounded up some of the funniest recent parenting tweets we could find, and they are all parts hysterical: 1. To that end, every week we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Your supply lists include everything you've already bought but in a different color. This time of year can be highly stressful, and there are very few things that can calm down kids who are so excited about Santa Claus. Caroline Bologna. "'I better not shout, I better not cry, I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time. Sorry I didnt make mashed potatoes. told someone i was 36 today. Nothing prepared me for the stage where I'd randomly turn around to find my 1yo crouching Gollum-style on the table, eating his siblings leftovers as if I never feed him. No word, no hug, not even a wave. The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 21, 2022) cheezburger.com 1d A wise woman once told me, "Darling, if you have a baby, then you can't be the baby." Whenever. Helping in the kitchen this morning. You never thought you'd want to fight a 5yo, but here we are. I googled juvenile psychopathy, my husband interrogated our kid. October 14 someone i taught how. Functioning is something everyone wants to do. 10 hours later i remembered I'm 38. Emptying my pockets before laundry: some tissues, a receipt, huh, thought my lip balm was in there. The American Psychological Association says that it's perfectly normal if the holiday season brings moms and dads not only an increased sense of family responsibility but also additional stress: the joys of the season can seem lost on them as they run around from one place to the next, trying to do even more than usual. But most of all I'm teaching my kids to read so they won't ask "What does XJ49PB2 spell?" I asked 5 why she was still awake and she rolled her eyes and said because my eyes are still open and I think her transition to teen is complete, This is my son's (6 y.o.) me: are you talking about a BOILED egg. 15-12-2021 2 2. #1 This will be funnier in 6 years after I'm through parenting teens LOL I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 17, 2022 #2 Hahaha My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters. 4yo: mom the whistle makes my brain hurt me: same4yo: *blows whistle again*, my six year old wanted me to pretend to be her mom and i said i am your mom and she said but like, a cool young fun mom im glad i tore up my body to birth her just to get shredded to pieces like that. A mom friend texted me AT 9PM to see if I wanted to go for a drink THAT SAME NIGHT so I guess shes on drugs. 7YO: daddy if you could be any kitchen utensil what would you be?ME: a knife, because im sharp7: *without missing a beat* and because you always cut the cheese[this mustve been how beethovens dad felt the first time he heard him play piano], I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Of course, some people don't have a choice in whether they become parents. If you're also struggling to put down the phone and need one more thing to scroll through before you do, these parenting tweets might do just that, and make you go "ho ho ho" in the process. The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of the Week (May 21, 2022) Time flies when you're having "fun." That's what I've been thinking to myself as I am reminded that I'm a childless 33 year old woman. Here are some of the best quips I've come across this week. 2022 45 Funny Tweets From This Month So Far That Reminded Me Why I Never Delete Twitter "I knew I was a real flirt when I. Now when my toddler pees through a diaper my 4yo comforts him by telling him, its okay, mommy does it too.. 75 of the Funniest Tweets on the Internet Kelly Kuehn Updated: Jan. 31, 2022 via @oliviawilde/twitter, Getty Images You'll be retweeting these hilarious posts in no time. My 7-year-old ran into the wall and then told me that hes knocking down all walls that stand in his way. pic.twitter.com/0lyYz8EkAW, Why is there always toilet paper on the bathroom floor, and other mysteries of the parenting world, My 4 year old didnt immediately run to the front window to watch the garbage truck go by today so if youll excuse me Ill be sobbing into his baby onesies. The PTA will need a donation equal to your mortgage. 8: We only go. And can I visit for a week or two? My 5-year-old out of nowhere, "so I didn't get that promotion." Her comedic timing was perfect. Because we're ready to serve you that post-coital cocktail of snacks, ibuprofen, a bottle of water, and maybe even a high-five if you did a really good job. You can just strap the baby in and GO hiking! Dads, on vacation: I wonder how much rain we got at home. I took a picture of a kid's chest x-ray to show the family (he had pneumonia). "It's time to play 'Is My Kid Hugging Me or Cleaning His Nose or Both? My 6yo: There's no school on Friday because it's a teacher planning day. Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) August 9, 2022. You do not know passive-aggressive until youve listened to a parent answering questions from a child who wont go the fuck to sleep. Friends and guests of Finding Favorites are back to tell us about their favorite things from 2022. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 10, 2022) - Memebase - Funny Memes The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 10, 2022) One of the most prominent stereotypes about parents is that once someone has kids, something shifts in their brain that makes them feel like the most esoteric bearer of ancient, once unknown knowledge. !, gentle parenting, gentle parenting. Im writing a fantasy fiction novel about a mom that has a cold and her family does things for themselves while she rests. My husband went down the stairs first not knowing that our toddler wanted to go down the stairs first. Me: Its 6 am. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. He put a bag over his head and didn't speak the rest of the ride home. What nobody talks about is how men's reproductive years literally last their entire lives. Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 8, 2022. Feb 4, 2022, 12:47 PM EST. You will thank me for this later youre welcome. Kids should come with a skip intro button for their stories, The funniest thing thats ever happened to me as a parent is once my 2yo was having a full on meltdown and accidentally kicked an electronic toy dinosaur and it went Can you feed me? and my son, through massive sobs, goes no I cant right now, dinosaur and continued screaming, Yesterday at the zoo I fell in love with my kids all over again after seeing the scary animal species called other kids, I gave my toddler my phone for a minute and now I have 254 photos of her ear to delete, I just gained 30 minutes to myself by betting my kid she couldnt sneeze without closing her eyes. Parenting tip: For a teething infant, call grandma and tell her to pick up the kid. Our drop-off time is 8:24. My 5yo had a meltdown because his chicken had meat but he didnt want meat but he asked for chicken.And upon further investigation, he wanted bbq chicken not rotisserie. BuzzFeed Staff . Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Part of HuffPost Parenting. Have you ever been shopping without your kid and someone's child in the store starts whining to their mother and you breathe a sigh of relief because that could have been you? Same. Not today, tho. My twins got a goodbye book from their nursery school because its their last day and all the other kids wrote them messages and one girl just wrote Im scared and Im crying. being a parent is cool because every morning I wake up the most tired Ive been in my entire life, knowing I will somehow be more tired tomorrow. She thought station wagons were hearses. Picked up my son and his girlfriend last night and asked what they wanted to listen to and she said Fleetwood Mac. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. My wife and I agreed to no gifts for our wedding anniversary, which is why Im out shopping right now. Nothing says This parenting gig is easy! like using my sons last juice box as a mixer. My kids mispronouncing Michael Bubl is my new favorite holiday tradition. Parenting is similar. 4. Sure, we all know that you're going to be sleep-deprived once you start popping them out. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Adelaide Ross and Mantas Kaerauskas Of all the thankless jobs in the world, being a parent has got to be at the top of the list. At dinner time ours still complained of dinner while the two friends complimented it as the "best dinner they ever had" so we're giving our two kids to our friends and we're keeping their two kids. Him: Im still Canaan mommy but I need lotion. My kids won't stop bugging me for an in-ground pool so tonight we're watching Poltergeist. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. Published Jan 13, 2023. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Look dad, that star is glitching.We used to call that twinkling but ok. My 5 yo lost her first tooth and wanted to bring her tooth fairy swag to school to flex on her friends. Grab a stroller, fly to Europe, its really all in your mindsetThose ppl a year later w a toddler: it only took us 23 mins to get down the stairs this morning, While trying to convince my kid to eat broccoli I made up a story that somehow ended with the broccoli being yummy because its salty because it has snot in its nose and everyone knows that snot is salty.what Im saying is that parenting is not for the weak of stomach. Being a parent is restraining yourself from asking your kid what the fuck are you talking about? I have little qualification to speak on this . The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 15, 2022) To be a parent or to not be a parent. every time we pass another car on the road. Sign up to follow me here! We just got home and my 4yo just tossed his backpack and cup down in the floor, flopped on the couch, turned on Bluey and said whew what a day. Same, little buddy. Each week, the dads of Twitter give us a heaping helping of highly-relatable laughs and dad jokes.Whether they're sharing funny puns, their kids' most hilarious quips, or questionable parenting moments, we simply cannot get enough.Here's to another glorious week of parenting tweets by dads - we've rounded up 10 of our favorites for a bit of much-needed comic relief. Janene. To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Here are some of the best quips Ive come across this week. Its like they dont even appreciate this plastic bag full of hundreds of other plastic bags Ive saved for them to inherit someday. And then they hit you with the side effects, most of which would only make us more depressed. 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. I do not envy parents who stay home with their kids three days before Christmas. Walking my six year old daughter to the bus stop, I put my hand out but she doesn't grab it. Being so busy means its easy to forget about making memories with my kids I can tell she loved every four minutes of it before she went to watch TV and left me to do it all, Out of nowhere, my nephew just asked, Do you think Pavlov thought about feeding his dog every time he heard a bell ring? and now Im going to be haunted by this question. I offered my son a butter cookie and he tried it, said he didn't like it at all, ate the whole thing and asked for three more, Parents to their first born: dont hurt yourselfParents to their last born: try not to kill yourself. Strangely enough though, a blocked number keeps texting to ask whats for dinner, Being a parent is wild because sometimes your kid has an insane idea like "let's move to Australia and rescue Koalas" and you'll be like "YES! Well, for now. "Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice". Parents Here are the 23 funniest parents on social media this week These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. School emails be like:Welcome to X Elementary! This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: January 13, 2022. *daughter asking for 500 toys at the store*Me: sorry, too expensive Daughter: cant you get more money?? So far Ive used 467 paper towels. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. what ages does the sticky crusty food particles all over the fridge door handles stop? By Vish Khanna Published Oct 21, 2022 Skeleton on a Peleton, six ibuprofen, founder of Michelin, this is Tywin, and much more from this week in funny tweets. There's something so crazy about that, and all I'm hoping is that Nick Cannon quits while he's ahead. 5 min read. This is the time to bake cookies, watch Christmas movies, and build happy memories when you still have the chance to. by Ajani Bazile. Someday, God willing, I will attend my childrens weddings, refuse to eat what they serve and demand butter noodles and nuggets. Those are my toddler's emotional support kitchen utensils. Parenting funny tweets tweets of the week best parenting tweets. Kelsey Borresen 12/28/2022. Sit still you animals ! My wife yells at the kids just before she posts the photo she took of them on Facebook captioned My World. My 5 year old thinks that vaginas are better than penises because vagina rhymes with more words, this is not how I expected this conversation to go, Now that my baby knows how to say "No," it's over for you bitches**It's me. I told her it's a name. "Time is a human construct." After giving him a blank stare he said I want white fluffy cock & balls and omg Ive never been so happy to let a toddler throw cotton balls all over my floor. Some people want to have kids as soon as possible, and some have to scramble toward the finish line, with the supposed finish line being when a woman is 40. Tie-dye. But for those with the privilege of family planning, it's all about the timing. I'm "you bitches", Kids be like, We interrupt your sleep to bring you this important message: My blanket fell off., Nothing about parenting has prepared me for the moment my 5yo said his favourite song was Who Let The Dogs Out, My teen just let me know hes never speaking to me again. Because of this, it can be pretty challenging to. Is 14 too early to plan the wedding? You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. I asked my 3 year old why she was wearing a bathing suit to dinner as if Ive never met a toddler before, Teens are great because they remind you to take some time each day to hate something. This includes clips from How Did This Get Made (Leah asking a question at the Stone Cold live show in LA) and Doughboys (Burger King 6 with Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally) Leah Intro 1 - best movies of . "but who wiped God's butt? 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. Once your kid can pump their legs on the park swings, the second half of your life begins. My child who jokes nonstop about the planet Uranus has recently learned about the country of Djibouti." By. Lets see how this plays out. my lip balm twisted all the way with no cap, rocks. I wrote on my kid's school tardy excuse. my son just referred to a house phone as a ring-a-ling phone and im officially calling them that now. Why won't you let me live my life" years old. I wanna go here so bad, cheerleading for the sad, Andrew Garfield's a . I can't wait until the kids get home to try this tactic again. Pregnant people past week 30 should all be sent to a warm seaside or desert retreat like a rich Victorian woman recovering from mania, where someone brings them ice water with lemon and trays of snacks for the remaining months of their pregnancy, retweet if you agree. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. ya, school photographer. We were eating dinner and it was really quiet because we were enjoying our food. What does that mean?Me: [mumbling] They plan on screwing up my Friday, that's what. I just instructed my 4YO to be reasonable so make sure youre following me for all the best parenting tips. Dimples are just the cutest thing! Told my toddler she can't say fuck anymore so now she says "what the cocomelon" and honestly that should catch on, Grew up listening to Indian mythology. My 7yo: Daddy could you move over youre sitting in my imaginary dogs spot. Parenting best parenting tweets The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Aug. 6-12) "Once your kid can pump their legs on the park swings, the second half of your life begins." By Caroline Bologna Aug 12, 2022, 01:13 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! She asked if it's a name for goats. Image via @softbalIs on Twitter. I honestly hate how true this proved to be. The 20 Funniest Tweets from Parents this Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! 4 min read. Our Favorite Funny Relatable Tweets From 2022 Twitter is a wild and wonderful wasteland of spur-of-the-moment thoughts and snap decisions. Are you even parenting if you're reading a bedtime story to your kid and not skipping pages? I picked up some socks off the floor and my 4yo said, I was just going to do that. Now Im waiting for him to start asking why there are so many lights on in this house, My 5yo was pretty pissed when he learned that his water shoes werent for walking on the water but in it, Spent the day doing all the things around the house that my wife usually does and now I understand why she finds murder documentaries so therapeutic. It is my most sincere wish that in the past five days, your kids have not run you to the ground and ruined your hope for the next 360 days you have together. . "- my son, on a theologian's quest. Lots of straight onesMe: pic.twitter.com/p919au4ztR, Making it rain but youre a parent: pic.twitter.com/mKPrrU3eCL, My 4-year-old son gave me a handmade card for Father's Day. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? I dont usually get to. Tell me if you've heard this one: "I'm going to have kids early so I can enjoy my 40s and 50s." Or what about this one: "I'm going to wait until I'm 30 to have a kid so I can enjoy my twenties." These lines of reasoning are predicated on the notion that having kids is not enjoyable and is something you want to be relieved of eventually or postpone. My daughter bought a toy and my son bought.a rotisserie chicken. My kid said her friends mom is having surgery because her boobs are too big for her back so I will now only be accepting kid explanations for medical procedures. ". There's weight gain, loss of sex drive, diarrhea or constipation (sometimes both) and, of course, the suicidal thoughts. My kids bathroom looks like their toothpaste comes out of a fire extinguisher. Edition Parenting funny tweets best parenting tweets The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (March 26-April 1) "It's time to play 'Is My Kid Hugging Me or Cleaning His Nose or Both?'" By Caroline Bologna Apr 1, 2022, 04:07 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. The 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets! To that end, every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Part of HuffPost Parenting. The 50 best and funniest tweets of 2022 > Life > Digital Culture The world might be burning, but at least we have tweets. Have you been living under a rock? Janene #1 Why is this so true Get your kid a hamper so they have something to throw their dirty clothes near. To that end, every week we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Some days I cant imagine life without my husband, other days he pops open a can of soda immediately after Ive rocked the baby to sleep. Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! Their little bodies can barely hold so much anticipation, which leads to a lot of frantic energy coming your way. Yelling out the answers to Blues clues to absolutely own my 4 year-old and his know-it-all friends. Functioning is something everyone wants to do. "Kids should come with a 'skip intro' button for their stories". My parenting style right now is like gentle parenting, gentle parenting, gentle parenting, IM CANCELLING CHRISTMAS!! This is a clip show with SO many great recomendations, most of which are in the show notes below. because it's not 13, 9 and 7. #17 Wouldn't that be nice? But there are other side-effects of raising children that you may not have expected. I hope all parents reading this have had a great 2023 so far. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Stories full of demons, death and destruction, and here Im protecting my 7YO from Peppa Pig, I excitedly told my kids they were getting cold leftover pizza in their lunchboxes and the look of disgust on their faces told me I had failed at parenting somewhere along the way. In my will Im leaving my kids an elaborate treasure map to a buried fortune. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Jan. 7-13) "Thoughts and prayers. Welcome to parenthood. The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 21, 2022) A wise woman once told me, "Darling, if you have a baby, then you can't be the baby ." Whenever I think I want to become the vessel for an infant's lifeblood, I am reminded that I am not ready to stop being the baby. Of course, some people don't have a choice in whether they become parents. The idea of them, especially when advertised on TV, is great: I'm into the promise of less sulking, more action, and a relatively positive attitude. 97% of parenting is just saying "oh wow" to your kid when they do something totally not wow. My 8yo in a white shirt with a pomegranate and voil! This episode is an entire recording of the livestream broadcast over YouTube including audience + listener questions. My daughter was lecturing the cat about eating too much food and I'm nervous that I'm . Part of HuffPost Parenting. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (July 16-22) | HuffPost Life The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (July 16-22) "Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice" By Caroline Bologna Jul 22, 2022, 01:58 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. If you are a mom it means sometimes you feel bad about throwing away sticks. It is my belief that parenting is kind of like some antidepressants. My 7 yo just asked ME when was his birthdate. This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: December 2, 2022 Photo via @sachee on Twitter By Vish Khanna Published Dec 02,. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. I tell all 3 of my kids that they are the password child. What kind of inspirational bullshit has he been listening to? Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Part of HuffPost Parenting. An Apple Hat (@AnAppleHat) January 9, 2023. 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