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Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. In all those 911 shows, people wake up and their house is engulfed in flames. My entire family is weird. Isn't that sort of ironic? The possibilities are literally endless. Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! You could be the figment of someone else's dream. Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! Tone Of Voice In Copywriting I once*embarassed pause* had "Hey, You! Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). You are a canker, an open wound. Freelance PricingCalculator I think. Yea, me! Seeya. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well it didn't really say anything. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. I don't want a full year of work. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" Why do I have to work year round? OR, maybe it's the writing. Title Generator OOooooo! Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. niggers like you are the reasons why I want to bring back the kkk. Anyway, that's my rant on the new generation that contains my little sister. MOOOO! Well tell your face. Here are Cute Paragraphs For Her Copy And Paste. I probley should have capitalized something, or underlined but I'm feeling lazyhey, you try to keep your two and a half readers happy! Wellbetter goI need to plan this out moreI'm back. Strange, huh? But everything else I've said so far is true. So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. What cruel fate is this? No? We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. Why can't I? I can even see the shadow of my hand on the wall from the light those things shed. You exploud. This is chaos. Well, look at you? 100% of something. I'm back. of toilet paper, to do everything. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box. It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum. I think. She tracks the feather smell all over the house, and goes crazy whenever I take it out of my pocket. Ooooothats a great idea! Its usually posted on a message boards or discussion threads to . Nowjust stop a second and contemplate that. Shame on you! I know. Today I added an update page, which is basically a less chaotic, outlined version of this without all the ranting. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). I can just see Hot Dog, and Pizza trucks roaming the neighbor hoods, selling treats to hungry childrenand adults. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; Battlefield_Earth and Moron_Movies_II. say goodbye to your family and everyone you've ever loved. Did you find it? Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. Pure means, well, no extra stuff. I love it! I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. But for a different reason. Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? Just make sure you "spray" your food first. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. Today I had the misfortune of playing a Treasure Planet game on neopets.com It was terrible. That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! Oh, yeah. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. It MUST be true! I'm in the coast I'm a ghost but means I cant roast your to toast I'm Glowing And still flowing and I'm gonna grab that dough before I blow *nods* I thought so. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! Bash | "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. Remember that rant I did on how there could be a secret camera in the smoke detector? If she had been in the Matrix, she would have likely been with Morpheus, never would have known about the plan's failure, would therefore not have been in the situation that resulted in her death. Either way, I'm here. Anyway, I'm gonna go. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! 2. This is too frustrating. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. But it's not. Space is notorious for not having air. Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. Product Pricing Calculator Alrighty then. As inshe read the ENTIRE Longest Text Ever. Blog Post Titles THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. You bloody woofter sod. Obviously not. Why, because they assume it's better quality. *sigh* My dogs are just weird. Money Back Guarantees Cost Analysis Calculator I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. and even if they could it wouldn't do them any good because it would scare them instead of the aformentioned individual. It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. If you can spare any of these items, please e-mail them to me. Spooky, huh? But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. Oh, well. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. 1. And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. You feel very, very honored. In obscure cookbooks. Through my eyes, you shine brighter than the morning sun. We had to do an essay on a book. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when the bioterrorists designed you. That's right, folks, mass hypnosis via commercials. Leading Questions Stock up now with our Valu-Pak to recieve 3-metric tons of Ketchup, all for the low, low price of your brain, since you're obviously not using it anyway. Why Use Images Vs Text starting from zero. No longer does school teach use reading, riting and 'rithmitic, it now teaches us ranting, raving and rambling! And really angry, and confused. I'M FINE! I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. ._2cHgYGbfV9EZMSThqLt2tx{margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{width:75%;height:24px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-,._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{background:var(--newCommunityTheme-field);background-size:200%;margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-{width:100%;height:46px} And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. Whereas I'm more into the whole ranting and raving stage right now. I think. Now who's the crazy one? Who am I kidding? That must be it. Next semester will be almost exactly like this one. In any caseI guess that smoke detectors are a neccesary evilbutWHY DO THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT STUPID LIGHT? about my site, and called me weird. Soair pressure can be a good thing. I'm back. Sometimes I crack myself up. Hmmmmmmonkey. Any miniute now. i felt sorry for my dad. *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. I WANT to write. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. And still frustrated. 48 min ago Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. The best way to be brief is to quit now. and eat dinner. You won't make it. You are foul and disgusting. And so the week went by. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. I love-d you moose! 63 Brutal Roasts for a Long-Lasting Burn. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor . *sniffle* Why must this be? Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. Okay. Suprised? Hello, everyone! 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I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! Seeya. Ha! Come on, think about it! Those are the best kind. With a shake, the future is revealed! This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. I'm completly and totally addicted. (In a very vast sense) And: did you ever notice that the word "conspiracy" is vastly similar to the word "constipation". And I congratulate any reader who has gotten this far. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! Good roasts can enliven and bring joy to awkward dinners and parties if timed . Now, you must realize that I have described only one aspect of this movie of all movies. CHEESE!!! Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? Is that too much to ask? I am going to start a protest group. Ooooooooooooo! The first part of the trip was fairly easy. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. Death Calculator I'm so very, very tired. I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. Either I am growing more comfortable with my on-line writing, or I am progressivly getting more insane and chaotic. Plain Language Course It's wrong, I tell you. Is this eating up time? I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. My daughter (only 3 years old!) Anywaythat was my family vacation rant. Sad to admit, but the majority of people would rather read the summary at the back of a book rather than the whole book itself. CopyWork Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Then, in an inspired move, my brother talked my mother into letting him sit up front. You are the entropy which will claim us all. Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. ROBLOX RAP BATTLE LINES you wouldnt know a good rhyme, if it slapped u in the face. Got some feedback for textart.sh? 8. I'd rather drink the "impure" tap water where at least I KNOW that someone, somewhere tested it. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" I now officially have proof that someone has been here! Okay, better leave. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sure is funny:) You don't agree? Typical. Blog Content Strategy Or You are What you Eat. Geee.that is comforting. You are sour and senile. Seeya! I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. Fighting in the American Civil War? HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. Does it even matter? When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. Monkeys look down on you. I have readers. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. Meta-stupid. Apparently the point of the game was to get your character to shout "Whoo-Hoo!" I don't want to rain on your parade. Billboard Advertising Guide It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. Conversion Rate Calculator Especially that duct tape. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? Speaking of food, what's up with pie? Of course, when I started out I accidentally hit the rocks approximately three million times. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. But I can't think of anything to write about. You know the one. Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. Grape Pie. Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. You remind me of drool. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. It's a cheap shot." But wait! There are two things you need: In File > Options > Advanced, under the "Cut, copy, paste" heading, make sure the option for "Pasting between documents when style definitions conflict" is set to "Use Destination Styles (Default)". You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. I'm backand it's several hours later. Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. my dear theres nothing to fear thats only a box thats made of blocks next to the wagon that looks like a dragon why are you shaking its your fear that is making you shiver and act all a quiver. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. Wellbetter go before one of my two and half sane readers falls asleep:) Seeya! Oooootime for today's topic. 'I found nothing else to do but to offer him on of my good Swede's ship's biscuits I had in my pocket'" And we're supposed to be GOOD in English! Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. The magic eight-ball glows with knowledge! Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! building a LinkedIn audience. I know a topic! Okay, quote is done. I will just type, and type, and never, ever use copy and paste. 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