His mission was to take some AK47s and a nuclear payload across the mountains to the 22nd battalli Millions of unique designs by independent artists. " Major Payne, "Break it on down! They can't, don't you see? It's somethin' special. 18 Jan. 2023. Unfortunately, one did not survive the journey. Disney and Warner Bros. two companies since 1923. To help us do this, here are 20 quotes on fire to ignite our potential. (folds her arms) "But, who's going to pull us? ), Big Wolf: "Turn back! more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. Drug lord's underlings all point their weapons at Major Payne]. ", Tower: *yelling* "You're too little, kid! That's where you'll find my sympathy! ", Farnsworth: "I pull you?!" ), (They hear Jebediah braking to a stop and then wheezing, with their ears cringing at the sound. Tillie: (sees Georgia's smoke signals as well) "It's Georgia, and she's in trouble!" ", Tillie: *smiles confidently* "It's no joke! Don't bust a boiler. " Cadet Williams, "The ABC's of being a positive male role model? Payne?" Know thiskilling is my business, ladies, and business is good!". Do they try to put a negative spin on everything you attempt? Major Payne, Cadet Kevin Dunn's quote: "They won't let me go on a 'Black Op,' because I'm too little, and nobody ever lets you do anything when you're little." My name is Major Benson Winniford Payne and as of 0800 I am replacing Major Frankford as your commanding officer. ), in the train yard" (waves to Tillie, giving her the go ahead), (Tillie then leaves the train yard to collect the Birthday Train, as Chip catches up to her. !..Hey AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!Heeeeey. So we gathered 20 quotes from the award-winning lyricist to help you inspire your greatness. Ain't you never been married? ", (Jebediah moves into the roundhouse with his empty train. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they would've issued me one.". I think maybe" *prays* "Please?" ), Farnsworth: "What do you think you're doing? Cadet Kevin Dunn, "What are you laughing at, pig-boy? Roger Ebert was the film critic of the Chicago Sun-Times from 1967 until his death in 2013. Get used to the sound of that word!" Maybe no one's responsible. Does it ever feel like work is taking over and you don't have time for yourself or your loved ones? Look at them, these animals are so pathetic that even their own commander didn't even show up." just as the little engine was makin his way 'cross the tressa BOOM! From this day forward, your sorry asses belong to me. He's looking for a few good menor at least a few guys old enough to shave. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Subscribe if you like this story and want to receive our top stories! Trucks, wheels, motors. ), Mountain Cave: (demonically) "Too little. Cadet Dotson: You a**holes don't need to worry about that. I think you can. Heathcoat: Why do I have to wear the dress? I was told you were away on an important assignment. ), Grumpella: (impatiently) "Oh, come on! Payne tells Tiger his version of "The Little Engine that Could", and we understand why he is the way he is because a fellow squad member was nearly killed when they were outnumbered by the enemy during a battle. ", Georgia: "Yes, sir!" ), Georgia: "What ya got for me today, Tower?" Well, you may not be a fan of tough love, but this guy is. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. Everyone loves The Little Engine That Could, that classic tale of the determined little engine that, despite its size, triumphantly pulls a train full of toys to the waiting children on the other side of a mountain. To date, it remains a classic and bedrock of several unforgettable quotes. My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. The train comes to a complete stop, as the gang meets Eric at last. Major Payne: You hold it or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground! https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic A**HOLE! Then his older sister Jill comes in. ", (The toys sadly follow her lead, until Rollo catches up to them to raise their spirits. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. The camera moves to the mountain. Do you know why you're here? Spike Lee! You cannot kill us all! Discovery, two most companies of Disney and Warner Bros. since the 1923. Rate this book. The camera shifts inside the avalanche, where Tillie has been knocked out by the impact, almost being dead. Major Payne: Know this about me, Private Ass-Eyes! As Tillie turns the corner, she feels a little afraid as rain starts to fall. ", Farnsworth: "And what would you know about it? Major Payne: Tomorrow ladies, we gonna' start the hard stuff. What beanstalk you fall from? Major Payne: I'm just a bald headed son of a b*tch without hair. Major Payne: What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon? Major Payne: Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up. Major Payne, "What happened to knocking first, Dotson?" You ignorant or are you just plain old deaf? As of 0800 i am ur commanding officer. See full summary Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. Major Payne (1995) "Bad To The Bone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers Now on the day I was born The nurses all gathered round And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up Said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad Major Payne: They're putting on a fashion show. A page turns to a picture of a house. ", Rollo: "Right! ), Grumpella: (annoyed) "Oh, great! Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne! I have 8 weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-discipline unit. Meanwhile, as the camera fades out on them, it returns to the toys having waited for help for a half hour or more, and Grumpella finally loses patience. Ships from Colorado Springs, CO. Don't you ever read any of those stories about little people who do big things? Arnold Munk, owner of the Platt & Munk publishing house, used "Watty Piper" as a pen name when he . The trademark classic original Disney and Warner Bros. the two well known launched famous favorite animated cartoon characters including Snow White and Bugs Bunny. chugga chugga CHOO CHOO. ", (Fade in: Grumpella and Rollo arguing on the tracks), Grumpella: "There won't be anymore engines! I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER! The Little Engine That Could (Hardcover) Published April 7th 2020 by Grosset & Dunlap. | Source: Amodays, "Sorry, Major. The book is used to teach children the value of optimism and hard work. Script error: No such module "about". Major Payne: You're still a sh*t sandwich you're just not a soggy one. [Alex's stepdad leaves in humiliation. Cadet Alex Stone: What about family and unity and all that other bullshit you said? More snow and rocks fall past the train. I want you to read this book. He is the author of a childrens book series entitled Nightmare Academy. She's enjoying her journey pulling the birthday train, while Rollo, Jeepers, and the gang are enjoying their ride. Cadet Alex Stone, Major Payne's quote: "Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. Emily walks out of the Madison tent as he walks over to the stand to be with the Madison Cadets]. Major Payne Movie review by Barbara Shulgasser-Parker, Common Sense Media Common Sense says age 12+ Silly slapstick movie has some violence, salty language. (Lightning flashes above the tunnel as the summit rumbles before them. ), Eagle: "You're too little! Major Payne: [Introducing the squad to their new barracks] A squad that lives together, wins together! Wasn't until Charley rigged the bridge with plastic explosives. Major Payne: Who's the person that got me this blood on this lip? (The camera opens on a book that opens to a picture ofThe Little Engine That Could. Can you read lips? My finger, my finger! In the tale, a long train must be pulled over a high mountain. He is the author of a children's book series entitled Nightmare Academy. Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie? Major Payne, "Actually, Sir, he is deaf." Whipping these kids into shape might be his toughest battle yet.CREDITS:TM \u0026 Universal (1995)Cast: Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons, Orlando BrownDirector: Nick CastleWatch More: Fresh New Clips: http://bit.ly/2taDWqW Classic Trailers: http://bit.ly/2qTCxHF Hot New Trailers: http://bit.ly/2qThrsF Clips From Movies Coming Soon: http://bit.ly/2FrP8VL Indie Movie Clips: http://bit.ly/2qTZMRE Deleted Scenes: http://bit.ly/2ARbLPJ Bloopers: http://bit.ly/2qYmBnc Celebrity Interviews: http://bit.ly/2D4tzw4Fuel Your Movie Obsession: Subscribe to MOVIECLIPS: http://bit.ly/2CZa490 Watch Movieclips ORIGINALS: http://bit.ly/2D3sipV Like us on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/2DikvkY Follow us on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/2mgkaHb Follow us on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/2mg0VNUThe MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web. 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars. Cadets: I'm a bald-headed son of a b*tch without hair. that didn't stop the little engine that could. I had a minor setback. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. ", Tillie: *pulling Farnsworth out* "Oh that's silly, Farnsworth. *a puff of smoke comes out of her funnel*, Doc: "Hmmm, well, you'll be alright, it's just a bent sponger monger, but there won't be any mountain climbing for a few days. We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! ", Perky: "Well, he's not the only engine in the world. It is now up to you and the seven passengers left to decide who killed the eighth. Tillie wakes up and nudges the snow off her headlight, waking up Chip. Emily Walburn, "At ease, Payne. Major Payne: Whoever he is, he's on my time now. If so, you may be dealing with haters. (departs for the yard) I just can't do it, I just can't do it, I just can't do it" (chanting continues), (Shift to: Train yard, where Tower is dozing), Jebediah: "I just couldn't do it, Tillie. "On the other hand" (pulls a patch on his pants to get the water out of his pants), Missy: "Well, our engine has broken down, and the good little boys and girls won't have any toys to play with or good food to eat! Soon she came to a second big steam engine standing on a side track. Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. (Peteblowssteam at him, leaving Rollo soaking wet, and his pants filled with water.) Emily Walburn, "He in there? 18 Jan. 2023. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother." narrow if the individual does not have the right soft skills. (Chip nods again, as Tillie clears her throat and turns to Tower.) The young recruits strut their stuff in the final round of their cadet competition (their marching rap is good for a solid laugh), and director Nick Castle keeps it all from becoming too stupid or over the top. Squidward's grumpinessis probably relatable to many overworked adults. Major Payne, "Got to earn my right to be called a man." "That big steam engine may help me," thought the little steam engine. ", Doc: "I'm sorry, but I've got to get Georgia back to the roundhouse. Major Payne: Ain't no need for name calling. Google Scholar provides a simple way to broadly search for scholarly literature. " Major Payne, "Come on, guys. Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife." Cadet Alex Stone, "I guess I just had that one a coming. I'm gonna make you boys strong! [Tiger is convinced the Boogeyman is hiding in his closet]. Quotes Keren. ", Big Wolf: "You'll be" (howling) "Yip, yip, yip, sorry! Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Oh, thank you. He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line. Sorry. Major Payne, Emily Walburn's quote: "Do you really think this is the best way to gain the respect and admiration of these young men?" We're trying to talk! You find a piece of candy in your pocket? Don't all run at once. Are you kidding? Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO. Major Payne: Nope, but I can cream your colon quicker than one of them burrito with extra guacamole sauce! Birthday train full of toys? By now, Tillie reaches the summit, as Perky and Handy Pandy push against their train car to make the train lighter. ", (The camera pans up to show Jebediah returning back with his empty milk train. Pete coughs as he wakes up and then he spits out a piece of hot coal into a water bucket. Get down there and give me 25 crunches, and count them out." Blood and guts and ash was everywhere! I just had it comin'! ", Georgia: "Toot, toot, toot!" Just me and my sidearm, and I had no other alternative, but to blast my way out.AHHHHHHHHHHH! "Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga toot toot!" This little engine's mission was to take some AK-47 and nuclear payload over the mountain to the 2063 Platoon. Wellington Academy and Madison Academy. Major Payne: From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say! ", Jeepers: *On Georgia's head* "Does it hurt? Dr. Phillips: The green boys they wear those green 'tings. Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School. Pc Case Gear Competition, Cadets: I'm a bald-headed son of a b*tch without hair. WHAT? Emily: I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing. Our collection of 78 "Major Payne" quotes will be hard to read through without getting hooked on life's essential lessons. ), Perky the elephant: *rolling on a ball* "Oh, my!" Major Payne: Major Payne: What happened? needless to say, there was PLENTY OF OPPOSITION! parts. Bubba come crawlin out the back door, legs missing, looked at me and said "payne, I can't feel my legs." Relax. (moves aside with Grumpella tugging on his suspenders), (Grumpella and Rollo continue fighting, as Jebediah continues on his way briefly. ), Grumpella: "Hey, quiet down! 24. *turns to Tillie* "Don't you worry, Tillie. It's arguably only for Wayans's most ardent fans, but as a send-up of all the great movie drill instructors, Major Payne is painlessly enjoyable. A hawk flies by. (jumps on the tracks to flag down the next engine), (Pete is heading his way back to the yard with his freight train. more Ah-ah-ah-CHOO!!!!!!" You want sympathy, you look in the dictionary between spit and syphilis! General Decker: Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. ), Doc: "You'll have your old chug back in a couple of days. ive seen that part like ten times frekin hilarious. ", (The opening credits roll as the camera flies down from the house to the railroad. Rebuilders lot. Tillie: "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. Synopsis: Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. Apply it. These eighty quotes have all you need to regain your confidence and shake off your doubts. Major Payne: What we've got here is a failure to communicate. Bubba come crawling out the back with both legs missing. (Her right hand holds the door and turns her head to her little brother, Eric) Cause there's not gonna be any little engines or birthday trains coming here. Farnsworth and Pete will be along soon enough. *does a ballet pose but falls down* "What's the rush?" | Source: Amodays, Related: 80 Quotes on the Value of Self-Respect and How to Build It, "Who's the person that got me this blood on this lip? Major Payne, "From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife." The striking themes in the movie are loyalty, the essence of teamwork, persistence in hope, wearing a cheerful demeanor even in the most challenging times, having self-confidence, striving for personal improvement, and being prepared to make lemonade out of the lemons handed out by life. Tower? (in thier faces) "NO, NO,NO!!! Relax. But after being honorably discharged from the Marines due to a lack of wars, Payne, the natural-born killer, has absolutely no idea . Problem is I got nothin' to scratch. Major Payne Monologue (The Little Engine That Could) 4,256 views Feb 13, 2013 32 Dislike Share Save mitch salvaggio 12 subscribers This is me (Mitchell Salvaggio) performing a monologue. Look at you. But, it's empty. Well, you know what y'all got a comin'? The little steam engine was sorry, but she went on, Choo, choo! Ain't you never been married? I recorded it with comcast digital box thingy. Colonel Braggart, "Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice!" Doc is seen next to Georgia with a bandage wrapped around her smokestack. ", Tillie: "Well, a little work will get you goin'. The Little Engine That Could Paperback - Sticker Book, June 23, 2020 by Watty Piper (Author), George and Doris Hauman (Illustrator) 1,671 ratings Part of: The Little Engine That Could (21 books) Kindle $5.99 Read with Our Free App Hardcover $4.99 21 Used from $1.99 21 New from $4.96 1 Collectible from $15.00 Paperback "Let me tell you something, I am not your damn brother!" -Major Payne. ", Rollo: "But, Doc, We've got to get the birthday train over that, ehh" *bonks his head twice* "The thing, that tank up, the lump, that mountain, t-t-t-today! I sure am sorry. Major Payne: Directed by Nick Castle. There's nobody left. *sees two giraffes* "They'll never fit in there! We're gonna have to make some room for your lunch, Bacon-boy. (He screeches as he is blown away by the wind. They use an old cargo hook pole as a makeshift rail for the bridge to get across to the other side. It could be a setback in work, love life, or family, but when there is life, there is hope. Unless, you are to be helping us, huh? Major Payne: Got no worries, got no care. Don't you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I'll stomp you into the ground. Tagged: Major PayneThe little engine that could, Previous post November! You'll get your chance. "Yep, I'd love to, but, uh", Jebediah: "But, my" (coughs, with a plume of smoke coming out) "Chug isn't what it used to be, and going over the mountain is too much for me these days. ", (Tillie and Chip feel reassured, but Rollo and Jeepers look at each other and feel worried. Major Payne: Hey Corporal. [Tiger excitedly runs out into the hallway and looks at Emily]. *heaves him faster, taking Pete by surprise*, Chip: *flapping in the air* "Boy, Tillie's sure fired up this morning! "With a very important printing press over the mountain." controllers, switches, rail power clips other misc. Major Payne: You like the way I handled them white folks back there? The Little Engine That Could. (She leaves to collect the Birthday Train. She then leaves the roundhouse with Jebediah's milk train. Major Payne: Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! ", (Tillie's coupling hook hitches onto Farnsworth's coupling loop. | Source: Amodays, "I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement." https://amodays.com/292844-major-payne-quotes-that-are-hard-forget.html. It makes me feel all funny. "Unity", turds; that is the key word in "unit", without the "Y"! WHAT? Major Payne: Cause we feel good in our dress. Web. Little Red Riding Hood! On the other side is the railyard at the end of the line where everything is anthropomorphic. The Little Engine That Could is a 2011 American direct-to-DVD computer-animated film based on the 1930 story by Watty Piper. " Cadet Heathcoat, Major! In some of his earlier film work, including "Mo' Money" (1992), he was softening the edges too much. ), (Tillie keeps going slowly, as an avalanche falls off the tunnel. 90th Anniversary Edition, Hardcover, 48 pages. Col. Braggart: Major Payne, what are you doing here? You have graduated to maggots! Know this killin is my buisness ladies and buz-ness-is-gooood! General Decker: Payne, what happened? | Source: Amodays, "My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne! ", Tillie: "Ha! Jill catches up to him and sees the Birthday Train, too. No siree bob. The Three Little Pigs! What about YOU, brown nose? ", Tillie: *whispers* "Shh! Prior Knowledge: Ask students to share their experiences with trains. I pull the likes of you? I looked down, and the little bloody nubbs where kickin'. The book closes itself on the front cover.). Think that stopped the engine that could? Script error: No such module "Message box". You terminate his command? Major Payne, "I never said family don't break up. | Source: Amodays, "I'm surprised, you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. You'll never make it through the storm! " Major Payne, "Why do I have to wear the dress? Surely there must be somebody left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them. Who's responsible? If I poke your stomach, will it make you laugh? I know it will! ", Chip: *flies up to Tower and lands on his nose* "What do you know, you overgrown stack of lumber? Major Payne: If he ain't dead, he ain't happy! Do not aggravate my condition! Chip: *sees Georgia's smoke signals* Tillie, something's wrong! (scares Missy and chugs away) "I won't pull you, I won't pull you" (chanting continues), (Missy rests her hands in her face to hide her streaming tears, while Pete leaves over the hill on his way back to the yard, blowing his whistle. fuck off. Did I know or what? Emily: He's trying to show you some affection. You will note my emphasis on the word WIN: Whisky! Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. " Major Payne, "Excuse me, what did you say? Seven twenty-three hour days of fun and adventure. I suggest we get this party started. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle. (realizes that Jebediah is still here), Handy Pandy: "To take us over the mountain. Major Payne: Nope, but I can clean out your colon faster than one of those burritos with extra gucamole sauce! ", Grumpella: *Gets in his face* "There won't! It also represents some of the biggest sports stars in history. The Little Engine That Could is a classic tale of a determined railroad engine that, despite its small size, triumphantly pulls a train full of toys to the waiting children on the other side of a mountain. Without them, plenty of loose timber beams fall into the river. For its 90th anniversary, Caldecott Medalist Santat pays homage to the story's original artwork while giving it his own distinctive polish. I had a minor setback. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. Now, we will never go! Major Payne: The ABC's Of Being A Positive Male Role Model? have any of you a favorite bedtime story? *laughs through his horn once more*, Stretch:*stretches his arms wide, then back*"We aren't gonna make it! And already I'm startin' to get the itch. Chug, chug, chug, puff, puff, puff, ding d**g, ding d**g. The little train rumbled over the tracks. *we see shadows of the cars with people talking, then a person closing blinds, and people eating a meal* "And so other fine people could sleep comfortably, and so other fine people in the dining car can eat. Major Payne: I tell ya, ladies, you're the prettiest cadets under my command. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. You're just not a soggy one. you don't need to try to show people what an asshole you are. And winners, they never quit! Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress, boys like us are becoming dinosaurs. You've killed them all. *BAM**BAM**BAM*. " Emily Walburn, "Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. Emily Walburn, "It's civilian life, Sir. He gapes in surprise as his bedroom window flies open by the wind. Major Payne:[Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. These boys have to earn their dotheir hair-do that is." What?" Apparently, he had a little accident." Chugga chugga chugga CHOO CHOO. Major Payne, "What could be more important than having my boys winning this here competition? I was told you were away on an important assignment." ", (A clown named Rollo prances up from behind the shed, followed by his assistant, Jeepers the monkey. Alex's Stepdad: This is between me and my son. Just a little place for me to post whatever i feel like at the time. Over the mountain to the town! I can do it! unless he could flip and walk on his hands, he wasn't going to make it! Major Payne: I surprised you ain't dropped 'bout 12 puppies by now. Marine Private: AUGGGGH! https://www.quotes.net/movies/major_payne_quotes_7100. He was chugging his way across the enemy linechugga chugga, toot toot. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. THE LITTLE ENGINE IS NOW AVAILABLE AS AN ABRIDGED EDITION FOR LITTLE HANDS--THE ALL-TIME CLASSIC, RE-ILLUSTRATED BY THE CREATOR OF OTIS!. | Source: Amodays, "I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing." Major Payne, "He's trying to show you some affection." Relax, it's just a dummy grenade.". 723-hour days of fun and adventure. I'm on your side. Dean Lorey (born November 17, 1967) is an American writer whose projects include movies such as Major Payne and Animal Crackers, and television shows which include My Wife and Kids, Arrested Development, The Crazy Ones, Those Who Can't, Powerless and iZombie. Colonel Braggart, "Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. Major Payne - The Little Engine That Could: Major Payne (Damon Wayans) comforts Tiger (Orlando Brown) with a bedtime story.BUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/major-payne-1995/1MVc84b326bace94c7b59842cb6b6570242?cmp=Movieclips_YT_DescriptionWatch the best Major Payne scenes \u0026 clips:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZbXA4lyCtqrzjiTtAwvbcoSGuolx-raRFILM DESCRIPTION:Maj. Benson Payne (Damon Wayans) lives, breathes and sleeps war. Want to Read. Payne addresses the boys.]. Gotta maintain discipline; gotta keep up my strength! The Three Little Pigs! Refined engines such as I should never get up this early. Major Payne: Don't push the "maybes", baby. ), Tower: *points to the roundhouse* "TO WORK! ", (Rollo walks past Grumpella, who face palms while Rollo trips and falls with a grunt. Major Payne: A bullet. ", Rollo: "Uh it is my honor to say that is, I'm pleased to announce that it is time that we should uh", (As he performs his speech, a gang of baker mice run across the floor to one of the cars of the Birthday Train, as they carry Eric's birthday cake. he was chuggin his way across the enemy line. I'd have to blast my way out. Tillie feels exhausted, but she can't stop now. Are there people in your life who try to dampen your dreams? ", Eric: "It'll come. | Source: Amodays, "Oh, that's my little incentive program. Major Payne, "Got no worries, got no care." ", Georgia: "So, you still want a train to pull? I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can! 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May 17, 2010. he was chuggin his way across the enemy line. ), Tillie: (getting the realization) "Yeah! Major Payne Little Engine That Could Scene Play Download. [Major Payne grabs drug lord's pistol with his other hand and points it at the butt of the drug lord]. The little engine brought the Birthday Train! Alex Stone: What happened to knocking first, Dotson? Major Payne: 'Cause we feel good in a dress. ), Tillie: *looks at Georgia with a tear streaming down from her right eye* "I hope I can. ", Jebediah: (cont.) So it's a pleasant surprise to discover that Major Payne is more entertaining than a barrel full of bad reviews would lead you to believe. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-disciplined unit. The 1995 film "Major Payne," directed by Nick Castle, is an adaptation of "The Private War of Major Benson," a 1955 rom-com. " Major Payne, "Chooga chooga chooga chooga, chooga chooga chooga chooga, toot toot! 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